Feeling a bit like a hypocrite

Okay, so I just finished a short film titled "Honest you won't get hooked" and it pokes fun at cigarette smoking. It is an ant-smoking film, and I am quite aggressive.

So, woke up this morning to discover that the coffee pot was broken. My morning went from "Hmmm, I wonder what's in store today" to "Shit, no coffee, what the f@$K am I going to do"? I panicked, my head was swimming and pounding at the same time. I was also very angry. What did I do in life to justify such a catastrophe? Then I started thinking and realized "Oh Yeah, I have done my bit to piss off the Karma Gods". So I then I thought, you know what, it's probably going to be a day of bad Karma so what the hell, went to Satan's Superstore (Walmart) picked up a new pot for only $14.95, grabbed some coffee, picked up a paperback cruised on back home. It's starting to sound like a Jimmy Buffet song. "There's grounds in the coffee pot and soon it will render that steaming concoction that helps me hang on"

Anyway to make a longer story slightly longer I had some coffee and all is better. My wobbly vision has straightened out, my headache is almost gone, and I am not yelling at the walls.

So just remember..."Quit smoking, there is nothing worse then a cigarette addiction".